hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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