I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
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i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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