He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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