I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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