I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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