peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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