Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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