Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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