I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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