I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics â¤ï¸
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
