I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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