OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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