i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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