dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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