theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Holy shit dude........stairs
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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