he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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