were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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