Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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