I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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