My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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