I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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