Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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