: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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