You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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