Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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