im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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