I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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