Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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