So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
