Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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