I think I died a long time ago.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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