It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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