i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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