took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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