I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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