i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Two words: nipple clamps
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