remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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