I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
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I FOUND THE LEGS
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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