Just mADE A PArabola og urine
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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