is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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