Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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