So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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