Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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