HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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