god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It's shark week go big or go home
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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