I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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