no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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