He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
i believe in u and ur pee
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