Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
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Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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