if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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