I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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