We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Semen is not good for contacts.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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