so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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