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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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