So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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