there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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