And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
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Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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