Don't you send me to vm
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
please come you make the beer taste better
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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